i actually cried.

[sid viscosity]

ok, so imagine you're a christian and you've spent your whole life wanting there to be a film about jesus, only you assumed it was never going to happen because not many people like jesus these days and jesus is a 20' robot.

now imagine michael bay molesting the rotting corpse of my childhood.

and whoever it was who managed to sneak the word "masturbating" into the script of a transformers film is drowning kittens in battery acid in the corner.

of hell.

this is merely the tip of basically the worst iceberg ever.


discuss.

[esteban]

My big brother really liked it and he said it was the best film he had ever seen and he likes transformers more than you

also I originally clicked this thread because I thought it was about Harry Potter

[sid viscosity]

i managed to read the ENTIRE harry potter series in just one day when i realised that in each book there is a chapter towards the end (normally the penultimate one) in which harry sits down and has the events of the novel explained to him by some smart-arse meta-narrator - who to be honest could have stepped in and helped him out much earlier, but was worried the page count would suffer.

anyway, i did cry, but only because i was still feeling fragile from the sensual and emotional blitzkrieg of tr**********.

oh and every time someone praises that film the baby jesus cries and god becomes a tiny bit less plausible. also ebay make $0.004 somehow why not?

[mark]

you could just read the wikipedia summaries, they're pretty good

[sid viscosity]

of course they're good... THEY'RE MINE*.




*they are not actually mine.

[esteban]

"but then you'd miss out on all the evocative prose" said Stefano

Ron swore loudly.