i was 20 today

[Cafeteria Bananas]

ok, so i've just got back from a night out. check the time stamp...........now.i found an email from my sis about animals of farthing wood on youtube, which i've already seen. it's german.


i went to some shit club callled the shed where the emo cunts go. it was so funny. i even bought an emo cd by a band called............................
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.my turn to kill. no really. www.myspace.com/myturntokill. i actually counted fucking 14 myspace urls in the shed toilets. you know the kind of place. its cool if ur 14, fucking shit if you're older than 16.

lolzorz, any way, then we found our way to a dnb club. that was alright actually, but my friend pulled some first yr (she's 3rd year)at leicester uni or de montford, i hope she's ok. i had to walk home alone. i'm knackered, but the dnb was ok. i asked for venetian snares, and the guy was like, wtf?, so the dickheads hadn't heard of him. they didn't play any. the dnb was ok though. now i'm fucking worried about my friend ( the only one left in leicester, she goes to cam, so goes to uni when i do), cos she pulled some emo guy at the dnb club.

also, i got tim exile and grails cds for me bday. fucking win.

also, i'm dead thirsty. ;D
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.i definitely shouldn't post this

i haven't even drunk that much.

[Cafeteria Bananas]

oh man, just saw myspaz. ok, so tom links a vid, and it gets a billion views per sec:

vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1211068494

wtf? it's not even that funny

[Cafeteria Bananas]

oh. my. god. i just saw this:

video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7426187223383639461

she's from fucking oxford, and she my age!!!!!!! why aren't i shagging people that hot??? I don't get it

[Cafeteria Bananas]

there should be a liscence for the internet, and if you're drunk you're not allowed on.

also, wtf, 9 people have viewed this shit, and prolly laughed at it, and no ones replied


i'm so nearly faling of my chair

[Cafeteria Bananas]

! you need to get rid of the . in the myspaz url above.

[Cafeteria Bananas]

and just before i go to bed, one of the guys from my turn to kill looked like the tourettes guy from big brother
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good night.

[natella]

Happy (belated) buffday Tom.

But really... the Shed, then the freshers DnB night? For shame sir. I was out in Leicester last night, curious about what might be going on for freshers week. I asked my friend Shuv what was on that night. Her reply:

"something marginally less fun than sticking cutlery into your eyes"

Still, sounds like you had an interesting time... just make it Mosh or Ret next birthday, yeah? Yeah.

[Cafeteria Bananas]

Thanks. My friend wanted to go to the Shed because she'd never been. It was pretty funny, completely empty, and the bands were completely awful. My friend wanted to become a groupie. We tried Mosh afterwards, but it was closed by the time we got there. What's Ret? I've not heard of it.

It was actually a pretty decent night considering it was Leicester.

[Cafeteria Bananas]

Oh, and the tracklist for the My Turn To Kill CD is:

DrowNing
SUROGATE MURDER
Sand Choked EmotionS
MOVIES

;D ;D ;D

[natella]

sporks said:

DrowNing
SUROGATE MURDER
Sand Choked EmotionS
MOVIES

Too Good.

In other news, I suppose you were saved from the evil that is the amount of stairs in Mosh - bewildering. Ret= Retribution: www.rocknite.co.uk/retribution/index.asp
Visit Ret to see some interesting fauna, probably including half of my village (I was raised in a Metal neighbourhood...). Ye Gods, also there's Traz, which is like a mini-Ret and got shut down for selling to underage kids, but has recently re-opened without being cleaned in between, it seems. Hooray for the Lesty scene!

So are you celebrating again in the Ox?

[mark]

there's nothing about this thread i don't like

[Cafeteria Bananas]

Is Ret the one near the bus station? I don't know it, or Traz. Obviously I don't get out enough.

Anyway, to top it all off, my friend sent me a pic of My Turn To Kill from last night: